Aloha, I’m Tom, the person who created this site and
the voice behind Malignor. I bet you’re expecting either an acne-cursed runt or
a vampire-wannabe. Well I’m neither. Never have been, never will be. In fact,
my personal appearance is that of an average university student, complete with
loafers and golf shirt.
This is a disclaimer regarding my “Malignor” persona
(hereafter referred to simply as “Mal”). Lots of folks get insulted, nauseated
and annoyed at Mal’s way of expressing himself, and that’s expected. It could
be said that Mal’s perspective somewhat parallels my own, but in a more harsh,
insulting, elitist and arrogant way. Essentially, Mal could be described as the
voice of my superiority complex, tinted by my love for Lovecraftian literature
and the joy I find in spewing out quasi-intellectual crap. Mal was basically
designed to be like a mix between Monty Burns, Emperor Palpatine and Egon
Spengler, all mashed into the image of the Grim Reaper. If you don’t know those
three characters, check out Simpsons, Star Wars and Ghostbusters.
Anyway, on with the disclaimer part… ahem….
“I, Thomas E. Dalsin, being of sound mind and under no
external influences, claim no responsibility for your hurt feelings, anger or
frustration. Any emotional trauma is your own damn fault for reading what you
did by your own choice. The opinions, observations and all material
contained in this website are absolute truth, overriding all laws set down by
mankind and nature. Any disagreements with material on this site are completely
false and the products of a deluded mind. Those who express any dissatisfaction
with Mal is hereafter labeled as an idiot and should be sentenced to one hour
with a hungry, rabid weasel in their undergarments.”
In other words, I make no apologies for Mal. You read
what you want, watch what you want and then make up your own opinions, after
which you keep those opinions to yourself (unless you’re going to praise me).
I’m not spreading pornography or condoning destructive activities like
violence. I’m just supplying optional ideas, information and opinions. If you
want to complain, go talk to a psychiatrist.
Oh yeah! I almost forgot…
“All material published on this web page (except for
the advertisements put up by the host, and referenced material from other
sources) are the sole property of Thomas E. Dalsin, born in Edmonton, Alberta
in the year 1976 A.D. Anyone not in possession of the birth name of Thomas E.
Dalsin, and was not born in Edmonton in 1976, who is caught using any of the
material on this web page to make money must have a signed document supplied by
Thomas E. Dalsin to use the material. Anyone who fails to do so waives all
their rights in regard to Thomas E. Dalsin, allowing him to physically injure
them and to destroy their property without legal repercussions (allowing the
weasel thing again).”