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Section-C
The Improver Providers
What is Section-C?
Section-C
is an organization which has been indirectly responsible for such
inventions as cellophane, Velcro and LCD displays, in addition to an impressive
collection of advances and conveniences. Few people know this, but Section-C was
originally a major research and development branch of the United States
government, and later for Canada and other NATO countries. Section-C is now a
private industry which seeks independent inventors and gives them the protection
they need to enjoy the benefits that results from imagination and creativity.
Protection in the form of legal representation, financial security,
personal insurance and even personal security with the quality of the armed
forces! So if you have an idea which could better the world, or if you are
interested in working with cutting edge technology, you are reading what may be
the key to a wonderful and prosperous future.
Read on.
What Kind of Protection Should I Expect?
Many
gifted people have wondrous ideas to save the world time, money, effort and
frustration. These ideas, if
properly marketed, should bring success and freedom to their creators, not
ridicule or, even worse, nothing at all. It
is the mission of Section-C to ensure that success and freedom come to those who
are willing to make the world a better place through their creativity. If
someone tries to take credit for your invention, just call Section-C and we'll
investigate. After providing
evidence through our own investigation branch, we will represent you in a court
of law. If you don't have a large enough budget to properly test or market your
product then call Section-C. We'll
find investors to help your financial situation.
If investors are unavailable, Section-C will provide the necessary
funding at an interest rate lower than any financial institution.
We'll even locate, for you, insurance companies which will cover what you
need for the lowest rates. If you live in conditions which are potentially
dangerous, or you are in a country where the threat of physical violence
dominates your life, Section-C will transport you to a more hospitable
environment or provide protection. We
employ highly trained soldiers and even espionage agents to provide reliable and
effective security for our clients.
How Do I Pay for All This?
If
you don't get paid, we don't get paid. Section-C
simply takes a percentage of the continual profit resulting from your invention.
Usually the cut is 20% until your bill to us is paid, after which 5% is
then deducted from your income for an indefinite period. The only other
“catch” is that Section-C becomes a beneficiary such that 40% of all profit
from the invention goes to Section-C. Of
course, Section-C will then have an interest in the future of your invention,
even after you're gone.
I Don't Have any Ideas, But I Want to be Involved.
How Can I Help Section-C?
Section-C
not only employs investigators, lawyers, soldiers and spies.
We also have numerous programmers, managers, couriers and other jobs that
can be filled. So if you are
looking for a career opportunity where you have excellent job security, generous
compensation and the chance to work with cutting edge technology, don't hesitate
to call Section-C today.
Call
Section-C
toll free at
1-286-504-7386
extension 208
for more information
or send resume to
6824
9th St.
Calgary, Alberta, T9E 3R0